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musicman5150
Promises to use Search button
Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:09 pm Posts: 7 Location: LA (i wish)
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 a story that racer x influenced
frenzy 84 and i were feeling down so we took a road trip to nebraska in my 92 red camaro. we wanted good tunes and we started by doing a burnout during the whole song frenzy by racer x. somhow the cd skipped and we did a burnout for 12 minutes. so basically we drove to nebraksa with like 2%tread on the rear tire. we were driving on through the night. (def leppard) and i scored a box of caffeene pills from a truck driver named cooter. he said take one and i accidentally inhaled ALL of them. so 12 hours later frenzy wakes up and the spedometer is at 140, my eyes were blood red and were in the middle of the desert. (theres no desert between wisconsin and nebraska) and racer x is cranked at 600 decibels and our ears are bleeding. hes like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING and i told him about the pills and i wanted to make good time. once the cd turned into melted lava i threw in savatage and once hall of the mountain king came on, my clavicle ruptured. then a cop pulled us over and said he could hear the music 3 miles away. i soon after passed out and went into a comatose state and wook up in a greenland hospital with a lebaneese nurse. we both were given reconstructive surgery on our ears. we were sent on our way and i realized what the hell just happened. the music was so loud it stripped the paint off the car........ i guess were lucky to still be alive. i guess the moral of the story is dont believe anything jeff martin sings about, because everytime we do, something like this happenes.
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:02 am |
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TheSurgeon
Unt! I move topics!
Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2002 6:56 pm Posts: 27847
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Best first post ever.
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:07 pm |
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KenHower
Site Admin
Joined: Sat Nov 16, 2002 6:44 pm Posts: 11820
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ROFL....thats great.
welcome...tough act to follow.
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:29 pm |
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Frenzy84
is evil...Evil Joe
Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:28 am Posts: 66 Location: Northeast Wisconsin
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that was the most expensive burnout we ever did. in those 12 minutes we burned 3 1/2 gallons of gas. when i woke up to street lethal that fucking loud, i was in major pain. i guess caffeine pills make you do dumb shit. good thing i didnt take any else both of us wouldn't be here today to tell the story.
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:04 pm |
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SambaBoy
Viking Kong
Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:44 pm Posts: 6579 Location: Norwegian living in Liverpool, UK
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Holy crap! Scary shit!  Welcome to the board! 
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Really digging on Michael Hedges. And Shawn Lane. And Pat Metheny.
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:41 pm |
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Vic
God Of The Sun
Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:42 am Posts: 3045
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Holy Shit. Can this be added to the definition of ROCK?!
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:59 pm |
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PGA1000 Dude
God Of The Sun
Joined: Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 2311 Location: Austria?
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Wow, great
I actually believe what Jeff Martin sings ... at least, now that he had the thumb surgery, the "Flesh into Fiber"-Thing...
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:58 pm |
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MDuCran
Tab Master
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:15 am Posts: 4931 Location: Here
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I was just about to post "wtf this is shit" until I read the last line. Made me smile. 
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Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:00 pm |
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Refried Bean
Viking Kong
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:20 am Posts: 6727
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Your sound system is LOUD!!! holy moly...loud enough to be heard 3 miles away and strip off car paint?
dang.
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:37 am |
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Hork
Godzilla
Joined: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:20 pm Posts: 707 Location: Netherlands
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Doh! Next time I join a forum should write something like that 
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:22 pm |
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