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Pao
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
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 HoH 07 You're gonna die real soon but you've time to have sex!
Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 50
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Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 50
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Pao
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
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Haze
Dr. X
Joined: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:39 pm
Posts: 238
Location: South Holland, Netherlands
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 54
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 46
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm
Posts: 6676
Location: Southern Ontario
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 58
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 42
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Pao
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
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But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
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Location: France
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Pao wrote: But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box I was almost going to pick the great sex experience before you posted the pictures:
Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 62
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 38
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ibanez_owns099
is evil...Evil Joe
Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:45 pm
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 66
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 34
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm
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Location: Southern Ontario
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 70
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 30
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Haze
Dr. X
Joined: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:39 pm
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Location: South Holland, Netherlands
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 74
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 26
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Zesty
Viking Kong
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Location: Southern Ontario
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 78
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 22
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hammer_away
God Of The Sun
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:13 am
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Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina
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Pao wrote: But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box Don't fucking care, I'll day afterwards
Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 82
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 18
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dave5150
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Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:30 pm
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Location: London [UK]
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Okay, so noone posting here has had sex before! 
You want to at least be able to enjoy it if it's your last time!
Just turn her round, close your eyes and have the best sex of your life!
Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 78
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 22
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Zae
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 72
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 18
Sorry, but penises can secrete fluids too! I'm not sure what soggy cardboard would feel like down there but it's worth a shot! 
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dave5150
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 78
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 22
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Pao
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Zae wrote: Sorry, but penises can secrete fluids too! I'm not sure what soggy cardboard would feel like down there but it's worth a shot! But, mate, that would feel horrible. I honestly imagine a lack of boner to keep up with on that feeling.
Anyway, the point of HoH's like this is to pick what you think is the lesser evil. There is no winner, whatsoever. It will depend on what you can take the most. 
Of course stuff like this will never happen. I think.
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Zesty
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Location: Southern Ontario
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 82
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 18
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dave5150
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 78
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 22
I'm with Pao, that would be horrible.
Plus, surely you'd want the best sex of your life before you died rather than the most painful??
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EricF
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 74
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 26
DUDES. You're gonna flippin DIE after... just close your eyes and think about Scarlett Johanson or something!
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Zesty
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Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 78
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 22
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dave5150
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+1 with Eric.
Why would you want to die after having the most painful sex of your life when you could have the best?
Sex with your dream girl but she's dry as fucking hell (no lube) - 74
Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 26
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