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You're gonna die real soon but you've time to have sex!

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Sex with an ugly girl but it's the best sex you will ever experience - 50


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But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box


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Pao wrote:
But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box


I was almost going to pick the great sex experience before you posted the pictures:

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Pao wrote:
But guise, imagine putting your mr. winky in a cardboard box


Don't fucking care, I'll day afterwards

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Okay, so noone posting here has had sex before! :P
You want to at least be able to enjoy it if it's your last time!
Just turn her round, close your eyes and have the best sex of your life!

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Sorry, but penises can secrete fluids too! I'm not sure what soggy cardboard would feel like down there but it's worth a shot! :lol:

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Zae wrote:
Sorry, but penises can secrete fluids too! I'm not sure what soggy cardboard would feel like down there but it's worth a shot! :lol:


But, mate, that would feel horrible. I honestly imagine a lack of boner to keep up with on that feeling.


Anyway, the point of HoH's like this is to pick what you think is the lesser evil. There is no winner, whatsoever. It will depend on what you can take the most. :wink:

Of course stuff like this will never happen. I think.


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I'm with Pao, that would be horrible.
Plus, surely you'd want the best sex of your life before you died rather than the most painful?? :P

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DUDES. You're gonna flippin DIE after... just close your eyes and think about Scarlett Johanson or something!

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+1 with Eric.
Why would you want to die after having the most painful sex of your life when you could have the best?

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