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I am in love with Paul. I've just been to his website (not for the first time mind you...). I have been dealing with my unGodly lust for him for a long time now, but his sense of humor pushed me over the edge. I've fallen. God help me... :shock:

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I love you Paul!!! :wink: Can I have your baby? :twisted: Here's something for you:

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I think I've finally lost my mind...well...it was bound to happen sooner or later... :shock:


Mon Mar 17, 2003 5:29 am
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I think I need a new section.....called.....Metal Mud Wrestling.

In this area..... Bree, Guitargasm, Kristy Ray and any other female...all Mud Wrestle for Paul's affection.

Chad and I will take one for the team, and be judges.


Sing it...

I.... love...Girls who roll in mud
Fightin' for Gilberts Love
wearin a real short skirt
Winner gets to flirt
and those twins.....

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Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:07 am
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I'm sure I would lose at mud wrestling, but that means nothing...I'm the only one who can make Paul happy... :shock: :lol: He would still choose me, I just know it!!! 8)

We've got that Cancer/Scorpio thing going on ya know...it's inevitable...

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Gotta LOVE the internet...X :twisted:


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ROFL

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KenHower wrote:
I think I need a new section.....called.....Metal Mud Wrestling.

In this area..... Bree, Guitargasm, Kristy Ray and any other female...all Mud Wrestle for Paul's affection.

Chad and I will take one for the team, and be judges.


Sing it...

I.... love...Girls who roll in mud
Fightin' for Gilberts Love
wearin a real short skirt
Winner gets to flirt
and those twins.....


If anyone else had posted that, Chad would be all over them, spouting off about Star Trek.


Mon Mar 17, 2003 5:45 pm
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Xelatunes wrote:
Gotta LOVE the internet...X :twisted:


LOL Exactly. Only here can something like this even come up in conversation.

Do you have a boyfriend Guitargasm or are you eternally waiting for Paul??


Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:06 pm
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What does that matter? :lol: As if anyone I was with would stand half a chance against Paul...Image

MMMMmmmm...Paul... Image

I just find it incredible that there is actually someone out that is that good-looking, that smart, that funny, and THAT talented. WOW. I could go on and on...

This isn't a new thing with me...I've felt this way for a few years now...this is just the first time I've HAD to say something...

It was those links on his 'news' page...I just LOVE an absurd sense of humor. :lol:

If y'all think I'm bad here, you should see me on the Harmony Central forums... :shock: I'm the biggest Paul fan there. :D

P.S. (That's one of my modeling pictures by the way... :wink: )


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wtf?!?! where did u get those emoticons??? :shock:

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Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:56 am
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Not to bring up a bad topic for Guitargasm but...is Paul married? I thought I saw a wedding ring in some of the videos.


Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:12 am
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You did, and he was...I don't think he is now...

He said something about it on that Canada clinic video...something like "I was married for a while, and when you're married you have to go shopping in women's clothing stores..."

I would never do that to you Paul!!! I don't think any man should have to shopping for clothes with a woman...that's what other women are for... :lol:


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Where do u keep getting those faces from?


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Wouldn't YOU like to know...sure..I tell you, you tell everyone else, then I'M not special anymore, and Paul will never notice me...geez!!! You tryin' to sabotage me here???

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Just kidding man...hang on a second... :wink:

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OW MY HEAD!! :shock:


Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:20 am
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OH!!! I'm sorry...here...

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How's that?

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Calling it a night...catch y'all later...

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Wilsman, try http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/.

Guitargasm, Lancaster, SC? Very close in proximity.
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Wow, yes, but not for many years...right across the road from my school of course!!! This is my second time at Winthrop...

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The internet makes the world even smaller.
I live in Monroe actually but most people don't know where that is. So I listed Charlotte. Actually, when I signed on as a member to this board I lived in Charlotte. :mrgreen:


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Guitargasm wrote:
OH!!! I'm sorry...here...

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How's that?

:mrgreen:

Calling it a night...catch y'all later...

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Thanks I feel much better.


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This gives new meaning to the phrase strokin your... beating yo... well here. Image

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