Sex with dream girl before you die but:

There's a dildo up your butt - 20
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 20
You have to do it with a dog first - 20
She's got teeth in her vag - 20
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 20

There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 19
She's got teeth in her vag - 19
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 19

There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 19
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15

Although it really cracked me up, I wouldn't wanna have a bear biting my balls.

There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 15
You have to do it while running - 24
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15

This has to be the best one yet.

There's a dildo up your butt - 15
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 15
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15


So, zesty, what do you fear the most?

Did Acid just vote for the dog?

There's a dildo up your butt - 14
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 22
She's got teeth in her vag - 14
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14



I'm going to have to say medical needles, but I'm going to die afterwards anyways , so I think I could deal with it.

Edit: an extra 1 was added to the last option's number.

There's a dildo up your butt - 14
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 26
She's got teeth in her vag - 10
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14

I did.
Oh what the hell, all sorts of horrible things could happen to me, but I could get the easy way out just by porking a dog first, that's a deal!

There's a dildo up your butt - 10
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 26
She's got teeth in her vag - 10
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14

There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 25
She's got teeth in her vag - 9
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13

There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 5
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13

There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 1
You have to do it while running - 36
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13

There's a dildo up your butt - 5
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 1
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13







Well mine would be whales.. so imagine that. Nevermind I don't even want to think about that.

There's a dildo up your butt - 4
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 28
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 12

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 32
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 12

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 40
You have to do it with a dog first - 30
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 10

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 40
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 06

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 44
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 6

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 48
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 2

You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 48
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 6

Only because it cracks me up.