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Pao
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:07 am Posts: 7461
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 Hoh sex 09
Sex with dream girl before you die but:
There's a dildo up your butt - 20
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 20
You have to do it with a dog first - 20
She's got teeth in her vag - 20
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 20
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:14 pm |
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm Posts: 6676 Location: Southern Ontario
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There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 19
She's got teeth in her vag - 19
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 19
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:42 pm |
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 am Posts: 5318 Location: France
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There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 19
You have to do it while running - 20
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15
Although it really cracked me up, I wouldn't wanna have a bear biting my balls. 
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:12 am |
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dave5150
Viking Kong
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:30 pm Posts: 6964 Location: London [UK]
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There's a dildo up your butt - 19
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 15
You have to do it while running - 24
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15
_________________ \m/ lyrics = wasted time between guitar solos.... \m/
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:47 pm |
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EricF
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 12:21 am Posts: 8618 Location: Las Gárgolas, California
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 This has to be the best one yet.
There's a dildo up your butt - 15
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 24
You have to do it with a dog first - 23
She's got teeth in her vag - 15
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 15
So, zesty, what do you fear the most?
_________________ Jason Kahrs
October 1, 1973 - January 5, 2010
Rest In Peace My Friend
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Pao
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:07 am Posts: 7461
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Did Acid just vote for the dog? 
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:05 pm |
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm Posts: 6676 Location: Southern Ontario
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There's a dildo up your butt - 14
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 22
She's got teeth in her vag - 14
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14
EricF wrote: So, zesty, what do you fear the most?
I'm going to have to say medical needles, but I'm going to die afterwards anyways , so I think I could deal with it.
Edit: an extra 1 was added to the last option's number.
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:24 pm |
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 am Posts: 5318 Location: France
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Pao wrote: Did Acid just vote for the dog?
There's a dildo up your butt - 14
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 26
She's got teeth in her vag - 10
You have to do it while running - 28
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14
I did.
Oh what the hell, all sorts of horrible things could happen to me, but I could get the easy way out just by porking a dog first, that's a deal!
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:33 am |
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dave5150
Viking Kong
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:30 pm Posts: 6964 Location: London [UK]
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There's a dildo up your butt - 10
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 28
You have to do it with a dog first - 26
She's got teeth in her vag - 10
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 14
_________________ \m/ lyrics = wasted time between guitar solos.... \m/
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:16 pm |
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm Posts: 6676 Location: Southern Ontario
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There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 25
She's got teeth in her vag - 9
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13
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Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:48 pm |
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 am Posts: 5318 Location: France
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There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 5
You have to do it while running - 32
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13
_________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/beefsteaknimommy/ARXBA%2008/acidwire-bq-1.jpg[/img]
I spur stoic ass juice fossile !
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:31 am |
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dave5150
Viking Kong
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:30 pm Posts: 6964 Location: London [UK]
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There's a dildo up your butt - 9
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 1
You have to do it while running - 36
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13
_________________ \m/ lyrics = wasted time between guitar solos.... \m/
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:38 am |
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EricF
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 12:21 am Posts: 8618 Location: Las Gárgolas, California
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There's a dildo up your butt - 5
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 29
She's got teeth in her vag - 1
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 13
Pao wrote: Did Acid just vote for the dog?  Zesty wrote: EricF wrote: So, zesty, what do you fear the most? I'm going to have to say medical needles, but I'm going to die afterwards anyways , so I think I could deal with it.
Well mine would be whales.. so imagine that. Nevermind I don't even want to think about that. 
_________________ Jason Kahrs
October 1, 1973 - January 5, 2010
Rest In Peace My Friend
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:30 pm |
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm Posts: 6676 Location: Southern Ontario
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There's a dildo up your butt - 4
You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 28
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 12
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:41 pm |
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 am Posts: 5318 Location: France
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 32
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 12
_________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/beefsteaknimommy/ARXBA%2008/acidwire-bq-1.jpg[/img]
I spur stoic ass juice fossile !
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:32 am |
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Zesty
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:55 pm Posts: 6676 Location: Southern Ontario
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 40
You have to do it with a dog first - 30
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 10
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:43 pm |
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Acid Wire
Viking Kong
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 am Posts: 5318 Location: France
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 40
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 40
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 06
_________________ [img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/beefsteaknimommy/ARXBA%2008/acidwire-bq-1.jpg[/img]
I spur stoic ass juice fossile !
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:10 pm |
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EricF
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 12:21 am Posts: 8618 Location: Las Gárgolas, California
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 44
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 6
_________________ Jason Kahrs
October 1, 1973 - January 5, 2010
Rest In Peace My Friend
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:29 pm |
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xjustice09x
Viking Kong
Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:46 pm Posts: 5489 Location: Torrance California
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 36
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 48
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 2
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Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:51 pm |
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EricF
Unt! I'm a Moderator.
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 12:21 am Posts: 8618 Location: Las Gárgolas, California
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You are surrounded by the thing you fear the most (animals, demons, whatever) - 32
You have to do it with a dog first - 34
You have to do it while running - 48
You're not allowed to have an orgasm - 20
There's a bear biting your balls the whole time - 6
Only because it cracks me up. 
_________________ Jason Kahrs
October 1, 1973 - January 5, 2010
Rest In Peace My Friend
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Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:03 pm |
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