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frenzy 84 and i were feeling down so we took a road trip to nebraska in my 92 red camaro. we wanted good tunes and we started by doing a burnout during the whole song frenzy by racer x. somhow the cd skipped and we did a burnout for 12 minutes. so basically we drove to nebraksa with like 2%tread on the rear tire. we were driving on through the night. (def leppard) and i scored a box of caffeene pills from a truck driver named cooter. he said take one and i accidentally inhaled ALL of them. so 12 hours later frenzy wakes up and the spedometer is at 140, my eyes were blood red and were in the middle of the desert. (theres no desert between wisconsin and nebraska) and racer x is cranked at 600 decibels and our ears are bleeding. hes like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING and i told him about the pills and i wanted to make good time. once the cd turned into melted lava i threw in savatage and once hall of the mountain king came on, my clavicle ruptured. then a cop pulled us over and said he could hear the music 3 miles away. i soon after passed out and went into a comatose state and wook up in a greenland hospital with a lebaneese nurse. we both were given reconstructive surgery on our ears. we were sent on our way and i realized what the hell just happened. the music was so loud it stripped the paint off the car........ i guess were lucky to still be alive. i guess the moral of the story is dont believe anything jeff martin sings about, because everytime we do, something like this happenes.

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Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:02 am
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Best first post ever.

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ROFL....thats great.


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that was the most expensive burnout we ever did. in those 12 minutes we burned 3 1/2 gallons of gas. when i woke up to street lethal that fucking loud, i was in major pain. i guess caffeine pills make you do dumb shit. good thing i didnt take any else both of us wouldn't be here today to tell the story.

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Holy crap! Scary shit! :lol: Welcome to the board! :D

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Holy Shit. Can this be added to the definition of ROCK?!

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Wow, great :lol:


I actually believe what Jeff Martin sings ... at least, now that he had the thumb surgery, the "Flesh into Fiber"-Thing...

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I was just about to post "wtf this is shit" until I read the last line. Made me smile. :)


Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:00 pm
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Your sound system is LOUD!!! holy moly...loud enough to be heard 3 miles away and strip off car paint?



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Doh! Next time I join a forum should write something like that :D


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