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 funny zakk wylde story 
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Post funny zakk wylde story
ok, so i was at uni today an i heard a funny story from charlie that zakk told him once.

so, we all know zakk, big 6 foot beast with huge muscles an big ass chains, plays for ozzy

anyway

the rule on the ozzy tour bus is, you dont shit on the bus...fair enough, so there they are, driving through the desert an zakk gets caught short. they pull the bus over an he runs out into the desert, digs a great big hole (this is a wylde shit) pulls his jeans down an does the job

great

comes back to the bus an drives off

5 mins later ozzy says "what the fuck is that fuckin smell?!" everyone jokes an laughs at the clasic "who farted" scenario wen ozzy looks at zakk

"zakk you crazy motherfucker...your covered in shit!" an zakk stands up to see that when he drpped his cacks he shat all over those fuckin huge chans he wears!!!!!

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thats a NASTY story.

Would have been funnier if he was drunk.

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Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:20 pm
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He probably was.....


And that's ALWAYS the rule.... No #2 on the bus.

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elll oooo ellll

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Well... he's ALWAYS drunk... and... wanna read something even funnier? My friend who met him in the hotel with me actually grabbed those chains and took pictured with them arround his arms and stuff... poor bastard has no idea those have been covered my shit and probabbly never cleaned LOL.

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LOL


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